malfunctory

in the state of malfunction.

"That lighter is malfunctory, you should give it back to your sister, Kevin"

by Smart Chick March 3, 2005

milfunction

mil·func·tion

Pronunciation: \ˌmil-ˈfəŋ(k)-shən\

noun

:an imperfect milf: a milf gone wrong : a failed mom

She's been rode hard and put up wet. Thats not a milf, that's a milfunction!

by Efffed October 18, 2008

word malpunction

When you think you've written a clever or funny pun on-line but:

a) it goes over like a lead balloon because it wasn't funny to begin with, or

b) the intended audience didn't "get it" or misconstrues the pun as something else so hackles rise, a flame war ensues, testosterone levels soar, war breaks out, nations topple, and the Earth is left a vast, barren, charred cinder with melted Anita Bryant CDs lying all over the place.

"Hey, Bob--I didn't know you were such a racist!"
"WTF?!! FYATHYRIO!"
"Whoa, doood--you know, racing motorcycles and cars. Racer. Racist. Get it?
"Oh. Well...FY, anyway."

(That is a case of a word malpunction (or just malpunction.))

by A21stCenturyMan November 7, 2009

Malfucktion

A word you use when your computer or something related to computer technology has really fucks up.

"This piece of silicon junk had a malfucked!"

by o.O; May 13, 2005

mallfunction

Distress to the lower limbs caused by excessive shopping .

Jeez - my feet ache ! .

Yep - that,s a definite case of

mallfunction - without any doubt ! .

by E - FUMBLER January 18, 2009

Mystical Malfuction

A mystical malfuction, When a elf has a clotheing problem and falls out

"I was totaly owning in oblivion and this lvl 23 elf came up and had a mystical malfuction"

by JimiVamp September 23, 2007

valfunction

A 'value added' malfunction; essentially, when an accident occurs but the result is positive.

The Russian skater, having forgotten she wasn't wearing anything under her tight racing suit, unzipped it to her navel, resulting in quite a valfunction for television viewers!

by mister mantis February 12, 2014