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citizen maintenance

Having to fill out forms, make phone calls, go to offices, etc. for utilities, bills, services, etc.
I spent all morning at the DMV and then had to come home and try to get a hold of someone at the cable company to figure out why my service was shut off. I hate citizen maintenance!
by TeeShaHai February 28, 2013
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Maintenance texting

if you’re texting someone you like to keep them interested in you.
john: yo stacey is totally maintenance texting me lmao
by mel_gracee June 1, 2018
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unscheduled maintenance

Something that the company Nexon does when the game Maplestory is down for everyone
Mapler: Hey GM, when will unscheduled maintenance end?
GM: i don't know or care just give me your money!
Mapler: :(
by TheCity_ December 2, 2016
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Coal Maintenence

Coal maintenance (affectionally known as CM) is the art form of maintaining steady coal heat to a shisha.

Most people will say it is the most crucial part of a good shisha session and there really is no excuse for bad CM.

Constant delivery of fresh coals to the porcelain in correct positioning is paramount. This is generally applied throughout the heart of the Middle East of by 'Coal Ninjas' and is the true sign of a good shisha bar.
Exquisite coal maintenence
by 6@6 July 13, 2010
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High Maintenance

by Frenchie19 October 20, 2020
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maintenance mode

When ryan fakes having a major illness to not complete anything. Also his main excuse used as diversion of studying being the reason he hasn’t completed anything.
Na man still haven’t finished that one beat I’m gunna be in maintenance mode till i move out of my grandma’s...
by domaster666 February 10, 2020
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fame maintenance

To accept minor film roles and other appearences in order to maintain one's public profile in the popular media.
"It's just fame maintenance"

Fame maintenence was coined by John Waters the American filmmaker, actor, stand-up comedian, writer, journalist, visual artist, and art collector. He says film acting isn't his first love but he does accept minor roles in other people's movies, "but that's just fame maintenence ". (Quoted in North and South magazine, October 2011).
by pgcinnz October 26, 2011
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