A degree of learning acquired by American males that gives them a false sense that have the required knowledge to quarterback pick-up football games.
To earn a Madden Diploma one must lead an undefeated team to the super bowl in Madden 10, and, most importantly; believe that because they won 19 meaningless games on Madden, they now have superior knowledge of the X’s and O’s of football, and are best suited to run offence and defense in a 7 on 7 back yard game.
To earn a Madden Diploma one must lead an undefeated team to the super bowl in Madden 10, and, most importantly; believe that because they won 19 meaningless games on Madden, they now have superior knowledge of the X’s and O’s of football, and are best suited to run offence and defense in a 7 on 7 back yard game.
“Why the hell does Jeremy call the play action fly every third play?”
“Trust the system. He has his Madden Diploma.”
“Trust the system. He has his Madden Diploma.”
by mikelicht February 1, 2010
Get the Madden Diploma mug.Mader Chod is a very very bad name of Urdu language used in extreme conditions in the past but now even kids use to call it to their friends generally used in Pakistan and India.Mader Chod means MOTHER FUCKER.oh yes,'Mader' means Mother and 'Chod' means to fuck,copulate or fornicate.This is totally related to incest so use it carefully.
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Get the Mader Chod mug.Matt- "that kid had been skating with all the younger teams and doesn't pay for any of the ice time"
Bill- "yeah he's such a Mander"
Bill- "yeah he's such a Mander"
by Mike1233 August 1, 2012
Get the Mander mug.noun - To be extremely fatigued from playing the EA Sports video game "John Madden NFL Football," This can happen after playing a series of either the Ultimate Teams MUT H2H, or a series of "Weekend League" Games.
Effects of Madden Fatigue include-Erectile Dysfunction, Making bad reads and getting frustrated, Playing extremely aggressive, and instant death.
Effects of Madden Fatigue include-Erectile Dysfunction, Making bad reads and getting frustrated, Playing extremely aggressive, and instant death.
viewer 1: Mayzomatic threw 4 picks that game, hes ass
viewer 2: nah he was drunk af and also madden fatigue
viewer 1: i guess you're right
viewer 2: nah he was drunk af and also madden fatigue
viewer 1: i guess you're right
by Stinky Toe February 3, 2021
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Get the mandersnatch mug.An instance when one's rationality is lost, which results in an embarrassing comment or action that goes seemingly unrealized until later. Situations like this tend to instigate anger and can go as far as one party seeking revenge through violence.
Al: Dude I can't believe you just asked to touch that girls boobs.
John: Yeah, she really slapped me hard. Do you think that was stupid?
Al: Worse, I think you just had A Madden Moment.
John: Ninty Percent of the game is half mental.
John: Yeah, she really slapped me hard. Do you think that was stupid?
Al: Worse, I think you just had A Madden Moment.
John: Ninty Percent of the game is half mental.
by Ghostface Slinger January 30, 2009
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