d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no

I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

by zygga April 25, 2025

Don I(nfa)m(o)us

What da famous feminine-hairstyle-bashing talk-show host has become due to his racist/slanderous remarks and surly persona.

With all da horrible verbal crimes he committed, I am frankly astonished that Don I(nfa)m(o)us was allowed to remain on da air!

by QuacksO December 26, 2018

S M O

Suck Me Off

Simon "Hey, do you wanna S M O?"

Annette "Yes please"

by Gillagwarno March 10, 2024

htt ps:/ /my.urbandictionary. c o m/add.php

if you dont know what this get help

i went on to htt ps:/ /my.urbandictionary. c o m/add.php to submit random things to annoy the website

why?
why not?
because its annoying someone and its not nice to annoy people
and do i care?
i hope
no.

by doge is me October 28, 2022

G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S

Famous Jack Harlow song

Hey have you seen that new song "G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S"?
by Fergie?
No, by Jack Harlow

by SlappyTheSalmon December 12, 2023

M O P

"Master of (the) pullout";Dude who's pullout game is strong and never ends up a baby daddy

"Dang, Tom never gets caught up with a baby mama, dude is the M O P !!!! '

by Jlzahbub May 10, 2025

M O N K E Y

i like monkeys.... are you a monkey?

person 1: i like M O N K E Y
person 2: why?
person 1: Why Not?

by Skibrosl March 29, 2023