by KMCno9 September 14, 2008
(N) A female of odd sorts; A little heavy on the top, but a little light on the bottom. Loves to ride four wheelers, usually with blonde headed rugrats in tow-- to and from hauling various types of wood. Wood as in oak, cedar, pallets, or any dick that is available <1mile from her residence. Hobbies include, but are not limited to; weedeating, chopping wood, rawdawgin' Blevins, or fucking a host of kin and work times are from 10 a.m to 2 p.m.
Did you see Lumberjack Mac yesterday? I'm sure she had something negative to say. As she always knows what's right and you are always wrong.
by Kaster Master November 19, 2021
by Alphasymphonic January 11, 2017
Yo, last night my girlfriend was giving me head, and when my mom walked in, it turned into a lumberjack grandslam!
by foayo December 04, 2013
When a man and his horny bitch walk into a forrest while it is snowing. He rips her clothes off and then she proceeds by giving him head. He then cums on her face and it freezes because of the cold temperature. He then beats his dick on her face as a lumberjack would beat wood.
I gave that bitch Noelle the icy lumberjack this weekend. I dont think she will accompany me on nature walks any more.
by Master TC December 22, 2009
by duuudde November 07, 2007
When a prostitute jacks a John (customer) for his money and valuables while the John is naked with a full erection (wood).
by Money Mark April 20, 2007