Lumber jacking

{Man last night was crazy! No other way to explain it! I was taking a crap and jerking off. Aka} lumber jacking
by Brendonious August 31, 2017
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lumber packer

A lumber packer is an individual who packs lumber. Packing lumber is one of the final steps in the creation process of a board.

Lumber packers work a difficult job that requires individuals to labor as hard as they can.

In a community, young men who pack lumber are the studs of the area. All of the fathers wish to shake their hands and all of the mothers beg them to marry their daughters. In comparison, young men who work any other job, such as bagging groceries, are considered to be wusses and they are considered to have inferior genes. As a result, the lumber packers steal all of the women and mock the grocery bagger.
"What do you do?"
"I am a lumber packer."
"Here is my daughter. She is yours."
by Мудак February 13, 2017
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Lumber fuck

One who is a unabashedly attracted to beards
See that guy and his magnificent beard, I'd lumber fuck him
by AceHatem June 05, 2017
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Lumber jacking

When you're in a public transit, like a bus or train or plane, you pull out your penis before the person next to you sits down and you put it under them with out them knowing.
Marc: Hey Nathan, do you remember that time i lumber jacked that chick on the bus?

Nathan: Yeah, lumber jacking is totaly awesome!

Marc: Haha that was hilarious, why don't you come sit beside me nate?

Nathan: Sure, i don't see any harm in th...awww why's my seat so hard?
by Adam Demamp November 03, 2011
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dangerous lumber

1 a horny(lumber) man with an STD(dangerous) so making him dangerous lumber
2 someone who is at bat and when they hit the ball it goes and hits someone in the face
1 She got AIDS from that dangerous lumber
2 That dangerous lumber killed off my whole team
by PlayDohMan April 26, 2004
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lumber jack

.them kids with the dirty hair and ragged torn jeans;
.grunge musician. (as they would frequently wear flannel just like a lumberjack would)

hi. we're lumber jacks. and we like to chop wood (play music).
by kurdddt January 27, 2008
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