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leech

To solely download from a peer-to-peer network, without any intent and/or capability to redistribute files accordingly. This lack of sharing is often due to inanely selfish motives, but is occasionally the product of a implausibly slow upstream transfer rate or lack of content to share. Possesses highly negative connotations.
<SuperiorityComplex511> Share or die; no leeching.
by Gerk September 16, 2004
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Tooth Paste Leech

a person who brings a tooth brush places but does not bring tooth paste, expecting others to lend them some... they will never contribute any tooth paste unless you stay at their house
Person 1: I'm gonna brush my teeth before I go to sleep
Person 2: K
Person 1: yea, but i forgot my tooth paste. Can I use some of yours?
Person 2: Sure... *under breath* tooth paste leech....
by bloopey August 20, 2011
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leecher

Someone who takes a lot and doesn't give much
Dang, Bob leeched me 10 cigs at the party and he had a full pack!
by xSmurf June 19, 2004
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Leeching

Leeching (verb) comes from the subject leech. A leecher is a person who are a part of something, but dosent do shit.
He was just leeching the whole school lesson today, he didnt do sht.
by HoneyDoMePlz January 15, 2013
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Text-to-speech-leeches

Text-to-speech-leeches are the Youtube channels that make money off of crappy text-to-speech Reddit videos. They also always manage to make it into your recommended section.
Why are there so many Text-to-speech-leeches in my recommended?
by 😶spritecranberrydotnet😶 December 16, 2019
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Friend Leech

A "friend" who systematically tries to become friends with all you're friends by injecting themselves into your conversations, messaging your friends online or by generally licking your friends' asses. Ultimately, the leech will aggressively force itself upon one of your friends. This will result in your friend spending less time with you due to the leech sapping your friend's time, energy and even money.

There are some people who are naturally more resistant to the ill-effects of these leeches, such as unpopular people; however, the quickest and most effective way to prevent leeching will always be by immediate identification and outcasting. If you're a current victim of a friend leech, do not panic - there might still be time. Follow this one step:

1. Turn your friends off to the leech by telling them how annoying or undesirable of a person the leech is. It is important to provide good life experiences or lies for this step. This may immunize your friends from the leech's advances.

Q: But what if my friend is already in the process of being leeched or the immunization doesn't work?

A: Ask your friend what they think about the leech and try to encourage them to acknowledge annoying things the leech does (You may need to provide an example). Once you've found something the leech does that annoys your friend, irritate the situation further by getting the leech to do those things and then make fun of the leech with your friend either behind the leech's back or in its face.
1. Before I met Amanda (Friend Leech), I remember how I used to have friends. Now all I have are Internet logs, photographs and memories.
by chasevrocket May 22, 2011
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mi llamo es la leche

A special way to tell spanish people that you’re fucking retarded.
LITERAL TRANSLATION: “My name is the milk.”
You: ¡Hola, mi llamo es la leche!
Kid: I don’t speak Spanish you fucking racist pig i’ll kill your entire family inaudible Mexican noises...
by Cringy7yearold June 20, 2019
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