Locust

The Locust is the enemy that you must defeat in the new Microsoft's game Gears of War for Xbox 360.

Dude1: Hey look! that Locust is coming right to you!
Dude2: No problem, I've got my shotgun right here.
Dude1: Hahaha! it's head disappeared!

by Vulcan Blast December 9, 2008

lousy hooker

Women who talk, drink, and act like sailors...prowl around like men,say what they feel and NEVER back down to anyone!

"Alisha was in the bar last night acting like a lousy hooker."

"did u see that lousy hooker over there with that group of gUYS!? they all bought her drinks!"

What a lousy hooker, the bitch just took my shot!

by DICKLicious January 15, 2011

tso-lotus

One who joins Counter-Strike clans and figginates everything. He gets into top level clans by offering to buy them tickets to CPL so they can meet the lovely Ksharp, but never pays up. Eventually he disappears back to the land from whence he came.

You're such a tso-lotus, go back to Canada you fucking fig.

by ger November 22, 2004

Spouse Louse

When a non-famous person shows up at an Awards Ceremony, leaching off their spouse's fame.

"Did you see Sarah Jessica Parker's husband at the Oscars?"
"No, but I saw a donkey in a dress with some dude."
"Yeah, that's them. Her boy's such a spouse louse!"

by Pissed Off Customer August 3, 2012

Flaming Lotus

An ancient variation of the classic table lotus sex position, however it is far more dangerous, so dangerous it has only ever been attempted a handful of times in recorded history. It is said that if a women agrees to perform this move for you, there is no option available to you other than to wife her. The standard table lotus position is taken and the lovers engage in coitus. While this even occurs the female partner involved begins placing oil carefully around her on the table. Just as her partner reaches climax she drops a match onto the table surrounding her in deadly flames. If the woman should survive the ordeal the couple are to be thought of as perfect matches if not a disgrace to humanity and thus their fiery death justified.

Geoff: I heard Shanella was working on a new sex move for Tom

Jack: Yea she going to give him a Flaming Lotus next week.

Geoff: Fuck, I hope they survive.

Jack: Meh

by john the beast May 26, 2013

Lousiana Purchase

When a girl's ass transforms into a large mass and volume within a very short period of time less than 12 months similar to the immediate U.S. land expanison of 1803.

Dan: Dude, I don't know how her ass got that big. It was small last year.

David: Yeah, it was, that's a total Lousiana Purchase.

by DHolman_est1993 April 28, 2011

Lousy Bear

The term to descibe an overly large person with a bad attitude or cynical nature.

Cameron is a stupid lousy bear.

by Dan Camo May 23, 2005