Long Sack

A crude event in Track and Field that I somehow invented while talking to Danny. It involves running a long distance, and then having your sack measure. The person with the greatest length is the victor.

Danny: "Long Jump...Track"
Me: "Did you say long sack? What if there was an event where you ran a mile and then they measured your sack, and the person with the longest sack won? Haha...yeah.."
Danny: "Haha...that is quite humorous, yet odd."
Me: "Yeah it is. I apologize."

by JayToTheKAy June 4, 2005

long story short

to summarize a longer story (short for to make a long story short)

Yes, but long story short you need to work harder.

by The Return of Light Joker October 27, 2008

Long-Shot-Louis

A Long-Shot-Louis is someone, when playing the sport football, always takes shots from far out range.

"Hey, why didn't you pass? I was in so much space! Your such a Long-Shot-Louis!"

by Nico Docherty March 3, 2008

Masturbatory Long Shower

Spending enough time in the shower not necessarily to include the act of sexual masturbation, but to be masturbatorily self indulgent.

"Tony, you are now taking a Masturbatory Long Shower. Turn off the water and cover yourself immediately."

"Holding the shower for an hour. What a wank!"

by kariusvega November 15, 2011

long socks

socks above the ankle

1)oh my gosh I love your long socks
2)these long socks are sooo warm

by ssphar May 3, 2009

long stroke

A complicated caress across the penis, thigh, and anus then passing over the butt cheeks

"Rekers liked to be rubbed down there, with the 'long stroke'." said Rent Boy Lucien.

by Honestyisthebest Policy May 6, 2010

long story medium

A midway point betwixt a long story and its bullet points ("long story short"). Extra useless information is provided strictly to occupy more of the reader/listener's time.

A "long story medium" will contain less information than the original story upon which it is based, but can still be condensed further into a shorter, more succinct story.

There's so much to tell about last night's date, but long story medium, we went to dinner where we both ordered entrees and the appetizers were delicious, saw a movie which was 2 hours long, ate ice cream in 3 different flavours, and I now have an STI.

by math-o-nerd June 11, 2010