Logan

Highest form of brilliance. Conqueror of greatness to the highest expertise. Carrier of excellence. A man who's body was chiseled by the gods them self. If one's name is Logan, he shall fear none, unless thy is a fat sea witch. When a Logan opens his blinds in the bright and early morning, he shall find nothing but the pastiest broads on his side of town. Most of which he will never return a phone call to. To be a Logan, one must consume and live only off of the planets finest beer, whiskey, and marijuana. An enemy of god.(but that is besides the point.) On one's bed, rather than pillows, you will find a Logan uses the plumpest breasts to rest his head upon every night. Logan's religion is based off of death metal, and takes part in rituals and ceremonies of fecal burning on neighbor's doorsteps. Why do these ceremonies occur you may ask?...because fuck em that's why.

The Logan is known to also have a system of method.
L: Lewer into hope
O: Obtain ones love
G: Get it on
A: Abandon emotionally
N: Never speak to the broad again.

skeeze bag broad: Oh my goodness there's this guy creeping hard on my facebook page.

random: he must be a Logan

by logsythrash March 4, 2012

Logan

The act of permorming ritualistic beastialities with at least one teenager. This may be with any type of animal, from squirrel to bear. This may involve some type of urination, either from the animal or the person doing the Eisenhauering. It may also be referred to as "loganized" or "loganation".

Dude, this weekend I loganized a girl and her pet bird! Nutty!

by Backwash October 4, 2006

Logan

Ugly Faggot who smells like a fat mexican who hasnt took a shower in 2-4 weeks. Is usually a backstabber or a loser. possibly gay, has bad haircuts. small dick.

Dude that guys a ugly as logan.

he is messed up like a logan

by Mitchel Chevy March 4, 2010

Logan

1. A disease that causes one person to have excessive fatness and will cause tumors in the mind. Therefore, mind images include guys on top of guys.

1. "Dude, that Logan disease is sure turning you gay!" said Johnny to Rob.

by Darkgreycat September 25, 2006

Logan

A gay piece of shit. Listens to GARBAGE music, and never shuts the fuck up.

Ugh, ew look its logan.

by secretlove8103 September 23, 2020

Logan

Obese kid in Film Class that never does his work, and has crutches.

logan got owned

by Official Nat6-G May 28, 2009

Logan

A nerdy little emo boy who's scared of everything. He kisses boys because he is emo. Logan's are normally very cute. They're very sweet, and fall in love to easy. They also generally are fat with curley hair. Oh, they are also normally at giving head. So have fun boys, he's one of the best. ;)

Logan emotional

by horny1234 September 25, 2010