lobster magnet

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by Doolo August 26, 2003

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White Lobster

The act of ejaculating on a women with a sunburn.

Dude one: So what happened with you and that chick you took to the river?

Dude two: She got a nasty sun burn, but she was still up for sex. So I gave her a white lobster.

by Timelord Tater September 14, 2013

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lobster

someone who owns your heart. cannot switch lobster. one person for life.

he's her lobster!

by ccccc28 August 25, 2011

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twat lobster

1. crabs
2. some one you dislike or someone who has offended you

1. That girl is so dirty she probably has twat lobsters
2. That guy who just knocked into me is a total twat lobster

by Sandersein June 18, 2006

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A sexual act similar to the shocker, in which the thumb is inserted in the vaginal opening and the remaining 4 fingers are inserted in the anus. The position of the hand resembles the large claw of a common lobster.

'She was so slutty, I pulled off the lobster claw! Her asshole was that loose.'

by Professor Murder March 10, 2005

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