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The area of skin beetween the testicles and anus on a male when it has a hairy coating present.

The hair in this area being like a lions mane and the raised ridged area is like the lions spine.

AKA - A gooch or grundle with hair.
"Damn baby, i would love to stroke your lionscroatch but you havent taken a shower "
by Regencyroofer April 5, 2009
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A light pilsner beer manufactured by the Lion Brewery in Wilkes-Barre Pennsylvania known especially for it's exceptional taste and remarkable affordability.
Hey, I only have $11, do you want to get a case of Lionshead beer at the distributor? It's in bottles, too. I need the mane!!
by Jeff the Man January 28, 2006
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The talking boat in The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker.
He is red and looks somewhat like a dragon.
-WARNING: Game Spoilers Follow, Read At Your Own Risk-



At the start of the game, after you're kicked out of the Forsaken Fortress, he sails up next to you and takes you to Windfall Island. He asks you to buy him a sail. It costs 80 rupees, but it's definitely worth it.

Later in the game, you figure out that the King of Red Lions is actually the King of Hyrule, whose name is King Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule. He continues to guide you through your journey as the King of Red Lions, though.
The King of Red Lions is the only boat that speaks the word of men.
by FlimsyOcarina March 23, 2009
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Detroit Lions

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The absolute worst-run sports franchise of the last 50 years; A franchise marked by ineptitude in the front office courtesy of William Clay Ford Jr.; A franchise with an oddly unwavering fan base that seems desensitized to losing; A franchise where the Superbowl is in early May(the draft) and the end of the season in October(8-10 games in); Most of all though, a franchise that is a sleeping giant(stop laughing), the Lion's have an unbelievably devoted following that would unite the fanbase of every pro and college sports team in lower Michigan. If this franchise ever gets a whiff of consistent winning(not 90s winning, where we went 10-6 and got smoked in the first round of the playoffs), a consistent contention for the NFC, the response will be enormous
Marty Morninwheg; Matt Millen helps the demise of Detroit Lions; William Clay Ford Jr.; Mike Utley; Barry Sanders
by zubitup April 14, 2008
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2008 Detroit Lions

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The absolute worst team in the history of football. Did not win a single game.
by prgray77 May 4, 2009
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Detroit Lions

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An NFL team that has a God-given talent for knowing how to lose games. They ALWAYS find a way to lose after leading in the fourth quarter. A rival team to the Chicago Bears and Green Bay Packers.
The Detroit Lions are probably the best of the worst teams in the NFL.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com August 21, 2007
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Lions Suck

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The Detroit Lions. Any Year. Regardless of how well they seem to be performing this (any) season.
Unrealistic/Fair Weather Fan: The Lions are winning!

Realistic Fan: The Lions suck. They've sucked for the last 50 years and will always suck. Don't worry, they will save Defeat from the jaws of Victory.
by Bozo Theclown January 8, 2012
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