Linger

Pronounced ling-er

That one friend in the friend group that everyone bullies but everyone loves him/her. Usually has strange outfits and has a another secret friend group that he or she is ashamed of. We love lingers though.

“Dude he just pulled a linger and pissed the bed”
“Why is linger chilling with the ops”

by Hotnigga247 November 6, 2019

lingers scandal

so we go to a school called lingfield college and we’re in year 11 and the tea is that we’ve only been back at school for 4 weeks and there’s already MULTIPLE scandals going around. i bet coops is regretting being our head of year now;) we’re a fucked up year;) i shall not be the one to name such scandals but just know that they’re omega scandalous but iykyk

my friend : *comes in on monday* omg have you heard about the latest lingers scandal ? we should have a year newspaper to document it all !

by chris hare mind boggler October 3, 2019

Lingericity

A measure for how much a fart lingers after its been dropped. The longer it hangs around, the higher the lingericity.

Guy #1: Oh that fart stinks!
Guy #2: Yeah sorry, I had curry for dinner last night

***5 mins later***

Guy #1: I can still smell that fart
Guy #2: Yeah, it's got good lingericity

by Cookius December 26, 2022

Lingering femininity

When a transmasculine or FTNB person has that little dash of unwanted femininity from being raised as a female since birth.

Darn my lingering femininity, why do I still like this stuff?

by Jumbo Shrimp March 18, 2021

Lingering Zebra

An ebil person who is known to kill her friends and be toxic. Is actually nice but will kill you and claim her innocence.

Person 1: “pls no ebil”

Person 2: “she’s a lingering zebra, she will murder you!”

by Somebloke September 25, 2020

Linger Finger

Artheretic women lingers her finger on a midgets sweaty knee cap during oral sex while her pussy juice flows from her nostrils and a horrible smell is released from the midgets pleasure spot on a sunny day in January.

That linger finger stank like pussy in the raw!

by Lemon Faggot January 21, 2018

linger

The easier to pronounce contraction for Yuengling, America’s oldest and best beer. Best method for consuming is ice cold, ideally in dunkaroo form.

- Heyo Mike how about you pass me one of them ice col’ lingers out of the cooler
- Sure thing my guy, catch!

- Yo John time me I’m gonna do a dunkaroo. Do we got any lingers?
- We got ‘em ice cold.

by LoveMeSomeIceColLingers December 13, 2020