canned labor

A mexican or black person performing a menial job, or mixed group of same. Comes from the ending of the words "mexiCAN" and "afriCAN."

"Hey man, my lawn is getting really long. Why don't you bop on down to West Haven and get me some canned labor?"

by Pinto September 26, 2004

Shit Labor

The pain or discomfort often associated with the onset and delivery of a large grade bowel movement. Pain or discomfort may be mild and slightly irritating to severe and downright unbearable. Pain or discomfort may manifest lightly and gradually throughout the day or suddenly with intense abdominal pain accompanied by shifty, audible bowels. Total relief is usually present immediately after the delivery of the first bowel specimen but pain or discomfort may linger if difficult specimens remain persistent.

Charles searched frantically for a privy as he became beseiged by the pains of shit labor.

by Rev. Be Easy December 23, 2008

Emotional Labor

A feminist notion that emotions are somehow hard work, and that they should be financially compensated for them. Men don't seem to have a problem being nice to people, and are rightfully perplexed when women use this term.

Given the amount of emotions a normal woman has every few minutes, about virtually everything, emotional labor seems to be an oxymoron.

"Omg, Brad's such a bad manager, he doesn't recognize all the emotional labor I put in, trying to be nice to customers all the time!"

by AntiSuffragette October 11, 2018

labor days

The days when you're doing the job that acutally uses your passions/talents/skills. The days when you do what you were born to do.

Aesop Rock's album, Labor Days, stand out song is 9-5ers Anthem. Def Jux

by sluggg May 23, 2006

manuel labor

A derogatory term that is used to discribe a Mexican person.

Hey that manuel labor just crossed the Rio Grande!

by 9 March 10, 2004

Labor

It's when the woman is going to have her baby.

Woman: I need to go to the hospital!
Man: Why?
Woman: I went into Labor

by Ktelynnnqweeqeee July 28, 2011

laboratory

A word pronounced as "lab."

Douches will say "la-bor-a-tory."

"I say Jeeves, where in your laboratory is all that Frankenstein shit?"

Me: "Sorry, our lab was busy finding a cure for cancer."

by I'mThatBitch April 16, 2013