by Blonde skank bitch December 21, 2009
While drilling a girl from behind you cut an industrial strength rubberband, that has been soaked in Louisiana Hot Sauce, and hold one end right over her ass orifice with your thumb and index finger. While still pumping her you take the other end of the rubber band and stretch it almost to its breaking point. You then release letting the rubberband do its work on the girl's orifice. The burning should last her seventeen days if done correctly.
by Jedi 007 October 12, 2005
When you are having intercourse with a black woman and she gets up on your chest and takes a large dookie on your chest.
Hey Brad how was that chick last night?
It was wierd as fuck she did a Louisiana steamroller on me and now I have a rash.
It was wierd as fuck she did a Louisiana steamroller on me and now I have a rash.
by Kevin's not my real name February 28, 2020
no. Just no. The most drug addicted city in Louisiana. 14 year olds getting pregnant. The girl thinks she cheating on the guy but little does she know that he is cheating back.
by potatosaladmacandcheese May 06, 2021
After having a one night stand with a woman, the man sneaks out before she wakes up, but before he leaves he shits in her handbag.
by Protect Detroit November 14, 2014
by FastyBlasty January 11, 2020
A excremental action that produces a compacted fecal mess due to the pressure created between one's buttocks and the toilet seat cover.
Dude, I had nothing against Tim, but I had to shit so bad I accidentally Louisiana Squished his toilet.
by The Louisiana Squisher February 03, 2011