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Jeremy Long

Whenever an Asian man is in need of a false name, Jeremy Long will do the trick! It also gives a hint as to how long his Asian penis is.
I illegally moved to Australia and gave that chick down the road my Jeremy Long Cock!
by Jeremy L______ong April 21, 2017
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He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic (hypnotic...)

Incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic
by fffffffffff December 24, 2007
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The Long Walk

An epic novel by Stephen King while he was writing under the pen name of Richard Bachman. The story follows 100 "walkers" as they participate in The Long Walk. The Walk is an event held each year in which 100 boys under the age of 18 walk for "the Prize"- whatever they want for the rest of their lives. There is one problem though, if your walking speed falls below 4 miles per hour for over a minute and a half, you are shot and killed until only one walker remains.
100 boys participate in The Long Walk, only one survives.
by wambulance December 30, 2008
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long song

in rap-longer then 5 minutes
in rock-longer than 6

in metal-longer then 7

in prog-longer than 20
hey jude is a long rock song because it is 7 minutes long. even the gods must die by nile is a long metal song because it is 10 minutes long.

six degrees of inner turbulence by dream theater is a long prog song because it is 42 minutes long.

Me- "hey billy wanna listen to a really long song?"
Billy-"through the fire and flames by dragonforce? that song is almost 8 minutes long!"

Me-"no six degrees of inner turbulence by dream theater, it is 42 minutes long"
Billy-"okay you sexy machine"
by cocklover43 September 13, 2009
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Long Fistance

When you are unable to reach someone to "pound it" you perform the Long Fistance!
Mike was leaving the party and couldn't pound his friends fist to say goodbye so he did the ol' Long Fistance!
by Zeta_Pharaoh September 18, 2012
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Long Route Syndrome

When someone takes an unusually long route to reach their destination.
Person 1: So i'm gonna cut through 42nd street, back down to 48th, do circles in the parking lot and drive Miss Daisy through this neighborhood.

Person 2: How about you just take a left here and we'll be there?

Person 1: Que?

Person 2: You seriously have Long Route Syndrome.
by GeeTee March 7, 2013
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