Reverse Loli

A woman who is middle-aged or elderly but has the emotional and mental capacity of a small child. This is the inverse of a Loli, an anime trope that involves pre-pubescent girls whose sexualization is often justified within the story because they are actually a "1000 year old vampire" which are shallow attempts to avoid accusations of pedophilia. As a result, this is relatively uncharted territory and could have lots of potential to create a new hentai genre.
Person 1: you see that hot lady over there?
Person 2: Bro, she's like 90-something! She even has a walker, what's wrong with you?
Person 1: Nah bro, she's just a reverse loli. She's "young" at heart.
Person 2: You're still a sick fuck
by MrLongNekk December 10, 2020
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legal loli

weaboo: she's legal, she only looks like a 11 year old
me: no legal lolis
you fucking degenerate
by niggapilled August 22, 2020
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Loli Slap

When a person or thing constantly says the phrase "Desu" they get a slap to the face.
Adam: Yo dude michael is such a loli

Victor: Yeah I loli slaped him last night

Adam: Kinky

Victor: Michael check out my new name! Desuman!

*Michael has lolislaped Victor*

Michael: It was super effective!
by WtfDidIJustMake August 06, 2010
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Loli Hell

(Anime) A condition in an anime where a character is placed in an embarrassing or compromising position by one or more lolies
The pool episode in Ryo-Kyu-Bu put Subaru in loli hell
by CZ#1 September 04, 2020
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King of Lolis

Someone you should be careful of. They may pretend to be a girl, make you fall in love, accept your confession and wait before telling you they're actually a guy.
Person 1: Did you hear that King of Lolis is actually a guy?
Person 2: No way, I totally thought he was a girl
by KING OF LOLIS March 30, 2020
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Loli porno

I like loli porno it’s so hot he put his bit dick in her small pink pussy
by Sussy_baka May 11, 2021
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loli-bilities

Lolita possibilities within an anime (or regular show, just a helluva lot more likely in anime). Basically, if you see something semi-exploitative with a girl that looks more than a little shy of that sweet 16 on the box art for a series.
"Man, have you seen that show that's ENTIRELY BASED IN A MIDDLE SCHOOL? Talk about loli-bilities. Hey, there's someone at the door, one sec......OH SHIT THE COPS, CHEESE IT"
by Creeples January 22, 2014
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