Loaf

A woman's vagina and clitoris, can be changed to:
crusty loaf: a dry vagina,
White loaf: A white woman's vagina,
wholemeal loaf: A black woman's vagina

I munched on that loaf

by 7-aint-so-cool August 25, 2011

Loaf

to fucking shred

i loafed today with the boys

by laofdacity February 17, 2011

loaf

(vb.) to jizzm

Dude, you loafed in his mouth!

by Ryoga Masaki June 02, 2003

loafed

to be punched suddenly for an insult and or any form of disrespect.

Jerome said my mom was a fat,slimy ho, so i loafed him in the chest and gave homeboy an asthma attack.

David got loafed in his bottom lip for talkin shit.

by julius October 07, 2003

loafed

To be the recipient of a dutch oven

My husband had 5 tacos right before he came to bed. I got loafed all night.

by Stevo23456 May 30, 2011

loaf

an incredibly dull person, can also
mean pathetic, loony, out of fashion,
silly, outrageously weird...derives
from the word 'penny loafers' which
are cruddy old people shoes that your
grandparents picked up a pair from the
drugstore.

Goddamn I'm dressed like a complete loaf
today!

by hotdogsforall February 21, 2009

Loaf

Money is called bread. So a loaf is a big stack of money.

I keep a loaf in my pocket

by Gfm Ev October 25, 2008