The Grinch’s left hand

The act of throwing up in your left hand and cumming in the same hand, mixing it together with your tongue and smacking your mom in the face with it.

Brian just gave his mom the grinch’s left hand!
WTF thats messed up!

by J Pup December 23, 2020

left and right

A colorful term used in place of "everywhere", "all around", "all over" or "a plethora"; i.e. a lot.

I went fishing yesterday and nailled bass left and right.

Last night there were hotties in the club left and right.

I was in a highway pile up and was hit left and right.

We had a picnic on the beach and the seagulls were swarming us left and right.

by Tenacious Faulker August 21, 2009

leet custom painted

When something is so completely and utterly retarded.

Spawned from a man selling a $40 guitar overdrive pedal for $400 because he painted it and tagged it "custom painted."

This guy's selling a guitar overdrive pedal he built from $40 worth of Radio Shack parts for $400?! ZOMG that's so LEET CUSTOM PAINTED!!!1//oneslash

by l0vemetal January 14, 2008

left me on read

When on snapchat someone opens your snap and doesn't snap back

I can't believe you left me on read!!

by Sharkisha Misha July 8, 2017

Leftarded

The state of being so far left-wing in ideology, it gives the impression person afflicted must be mentally handicapped - read: Retarded, to have such opinions.

She's so caught up in her ignorant, delusional ideology that facts and logic mean absolutely nothing to her. That moron is so pathetically leftarded.

by whatshitsme August 1, 2016

Left 4 Help

Ditching ones friends to be assaulted by the Horde on Left 4 Dead or any other multiplayer game which requires everyones full teamwork and cooperation. Usually resulting in the deaths of all teammates but said ditcher. Also, betraying ones friends by lighting them on fire with any in-game incendiary weapons.

Anthony Left 4 Help last night while I was being attacked by the Horde, then decided "help" more by throwing his molotov directly at my feet and surrounding zombies.

by Stuntmanjd October 4, 2009

Left swiper

Someone that will mostly get swiped left on tinder basically because there really ugly.

Guy/girl 1- dude look at this guy/girl on Instagram

Guy/girl 2- omg he's/she's definitely a left swiper

by Butthole fuck July 7, 2016