male fluid discharged with immense force from one's boomhound after a long period of dormantry, resembling a volcanic eruption.
Having miraculously lasted 3 weeks without release, Edward erupted his man lava all over Tina's countenance, knocking her into submission.
by goodtimes0 May 13, 2005
when a male spends 5+ minutes in a sauna, and ejaculates on a male/female's face, resulting in hot syrupy semen.
by stevielikesweiners February 25, 2009
It is when you give head with a mouth full of hot sauce, causing an immense searing burn to the genital region.
by John Basedow Jr. March 26, 2009
when a man sits with his legs spread wide for maximum testicular comfort.
edited because i don't know how to fix a typo*
edited because i don't know how to fix a typo*
lava balling in a movie theater in the old fashioned seats with legs spread wide to keep from all the extra sweating
by Magwaaf October 05, 2013
A crap so hot that it burns when it comes out and continues to burn after it's passed. Typically of the soft variety of poop.
Guy 1: "Oh man, I was just on the toilet and had a crap that burned so bad."
Guy 2: "Sounds like you passed a lava turd."
Guy 2: "Sounds like you passed a lava turd."
by James Sandy January 19, 2008
(n./v.) to masturbate into a condom and then fill it with water and tie it. thus creating a lava lamp-like object to be hidden in the houses of friends as a revolting prank.
we lava lamped his underwear drawer and he didnt know what to do.
we put the lava lamp in his car and when he found it, it popped.
we put the lava lamp in his car and when he found it, it popped.
by thelavalampingbandit August 18, 2010
Avery: Yo Ben, you wanna go to lava town?
Ben: Yeah sure thing. I need the Diamonds.
Mitchell: Guys can I come too?
Avery: All are welcome to Lava Town!
Brian: Whose a Lava Town?
Ben: Yeah sure thing. I need the Diamonds.
Mitchell: Guys can I come too?
Avery: All are welcome to Lava Town!
Brian: Whose a Lava Town?
by Concerned Citizen of Lava Town April 25, 2020