LAN-lag

when traveling from country with hi-speed internet to lower one, you'll experience a LAN-lag, that's frustrating!

wtfg, I open Google with no delay in Japan but now I gotta wait 5 seconds! I think I got LAN-lag

by jojomlahs August 8, 2010

LAN hoedown

See LAN hootenanny.
Can be used as an arguement against the term LAN hootenanny.

Btone: We's gone have us a LAN hootenanny!!!

OneShot: LAN hoedown

Btone: LAN hootenanny

OneShot: LAN hoedown

Btone: hootenanny

etc.

by Btone June 22, 2005

lan tiu

A combination of 'lan' and 'tiu'. Literally, it means penis fuck.

Jack couldn't score a strike while bowling. He turned to Sanagi and shouted "LAN TIU", to which Sanagi smiled back at him.

by The Black Jack September 30, 2007

LAN-Burn

When you play CSS for hours like a n00b raging with your freinds untill your Graphics chip burns out like a faggy peice of shit and you try to take it out, only burning your hands.

Guy: "Shit I just BSOD'd I MUST have just got LAN-Burn't"
Guy 2: "Lol fail you n00b"
Guy: "Its hot, it burns"
Guy 2: "fail"

by Pwnzrd November 16, 2009

LAN-ageddon

A weekend devoted to LAN any pwnage video game to which you seem fit.

LAN-ageddon TONIGHT!

by Keeslar Stover December 9, 2006

Lan Nguyen

American nickname for the "Lady Asian Gangster". You could also call her the female version of Jin. Typically puts on a front as a college student, but in actuality spends the majority of her time working the corner next to her Trailer. In urban asian communities on he west coast, she has become a street legend for moving the product i.e. selling coke to low class townies; but she never picks her feet, and NO she is not a Wanksta. She may be bon vivant and buff at heart, but doesn’t respect that connoisseur though. Other than that, she spends way too much time mindlessly roaming the internet and dippin' and yokin her '97 civic(the asian car). Lan is super saucy, super what you not. You meet her, and you finally know what it feels like to really be poked. Oh, and peep game on the nose ring. Really, all asians are tryin' to be a Lan Nguyen.

I seen them Lan Nguyen's down in China town, like 4 foot tall, movin it out on the street, tryin' to be like the legend; but they ain't neva will be though, they all just wanna be wankstas.

by stevied July 16, 2008

LAN Party

A coagulation of the worlds young to middle-aged virgins into one, testosterone free room. These individuals are usually male, but have many alias' via the internet. They live their life mostly on-line and restrict their social agenda to Lan party's and the occasional ultimate frisbee game. These LAN goers know their way around a computer, but not the elusive "vagina". You see them on the streets, wearing finger-less gloves,tank goggles, and the clever comment tee. If you hear a song that you think couldnt possibly be liked by anyone, there is probably a LAN man around.

Josh: so what are ya'll doing this weekend?

X: i'm going hunting

Ian: *turns down Indie music...i'm going to a LAN party... *turns Indie music back up and slides on tank goggles

by joshuascott January 20, 2009