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Release the Kraken

The act of shitting after a long period of constipation.
Kyle: "Man, I haven't taken a shit in a week."

Nick: "Dude! It's about time you release the Kraken!"
by Hombre-Oso-Cerdo 2 January 17, 2011
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Karped

The state of being a worthless piece of crap. Consuming much and producing very little, aside from the usual carbon dioxide and bodily waste. A strain on society.
I was karped all night after taking that oxy.
by marrsooll March 9, 2013
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Kraken

A beast of ultimate death and destruction that is released when called upon to deliver the final blow.
I swear if these morons fuck up my food one more again I am unleashing the fucking kraken on their asses.
by We_are_Coloured July 8, 2014
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camp hess kramer

a dope jew camp. where all da shit go done.
i go to camp hess kramer to have fun yo
by madythehippie October 17, 2008
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Kraken

Kraken: are legendary (usually sea) monsters of gargantuan size, said to have dwelt off the coasts of Iceland and Norway. The sheer size and fearsome appearance attributed to the beasts have made them common ocean-dwelling monsters in various works. (You can kill them if you have them see Medusa's eyes, at least that's what the movie says) Then you will have a big stone kraken.

Engineering term: Said about a gigantic move from one stage in a program or development cycle to another where unexpected and usually previously un-identifiable improbable errors/problems occur. In this particular instance, Medusa can not help.
Ex: "Be Bold, the testing is done, 'Release the Kraken' Move it to the next stage!"
by The Definition Giver June 18, 2011
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Kraken Snatch

A large and nasty vagina. Often accompanied by tendrils and a beak. The more nasty ones will have sailors and cannon balls inside too. These are attracted by loud thumping noises. When they queef large volumes of mucus and death will be discharged, along with portions of ships.
when she spread her legs she unleashed the kraken snatch and everywhere seamen ran for their lives.
by Anal Oil Rig January 17, 2010
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Kramenappe

Clams on rice with butter.
Kramenappe, dude.
by Henry Finkler April 26, 2004
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