Easter Kraken

Easter Kraken are kind of kraken, that live around mariana's trench. They generally grow up to about 80 meters long (including tentacles) and about to 50 tons heavy. the largest ever was 140 meters and 90 tons. They have a rabbit like face and ears, but have about 5 beaks in one. When they are first born, they have no tentacles. Every summer they will grow one or two tentacles. They are extremely aggressive. and will deliberately destroy ships and people without having the need to. They enjoy stabbing any of their 60 meter tentacles through a man's torso. They can smash a ship entirely and destroy a village easily.

Ship crew: Sir, Captain! Bad newz.... The Easter Kraken is here!
Captain: Wat! Za YEAster Graken!??! Ready The cannons!

by The lolsnap crapple top April 10, 2015

Kraken

In some closed communitys centered around building games such as "Kerbal Space Programm" and "City Skylines", a Kraken is a bug/glitch that randomly appears and fucks everything up.

Much like the Kraken from mythology, it comes and goes without leaving much behind where it worked its destructive power.

"I was building this thing and everything worked nice, until a Kraken just ruined all my work!"

by Feathergreen November 28, 2018

Kraken

A fat shit

I have to release a huge kraken... it's cap.

by Narstlord November 11, 2018

kraken

the Kraken is a mythical sea creature

a Kraken looks like a big octopus that is said to attack ships at sea

when my mom gets mad at me she is like the Kraken

by bob marly and michael jackson February 26, 2019

The Kraken’s Revenge

The Kraken’s Revenge is when you’re taking a shit and the cold water splashes back up into your asshole.

Person 1: How was your shit?
Person 2: Not good, the Kraken’s Revenge saw to that.

by Confetti17 January 3, 2020

sock kraken

When lost socks combine to form a formidable marine predator in your clothes drawer.

Husband: Where are all my lost socks?

Wife: I bundled them together in one sock to make a sock kraken.

by haoleboytoy February 7, 2020

Kraken

it is often descibed as a giant octopus. The Kraken is a fiction creature it might have existed way back then but cause of no research it is fiction. people on youtube use it to scam little kids

OMG guys MY SCREEN IS SHAKING IT IS THE FORNITE KRAKEN EVENT HAPPENING RIGHT NOW GUYS. MY SCREEN IS LITTERATLY SHAKING

by LoserMakesJokes May 21, 2020