Klaus

A man that Russians want to cum inside. Russian women also want to destroy his dick.

Посмотри на Клауса, он такой горячий, я хочу скакать на его члене, пока он не кончит

Look at Klaus he's so hot I want to ride his cock until he cums

by ComradeKinkMachine 1237 February 21, 2022

klaus

an extremely sexy man from the shows the vampire diaries and the originals. 1000 year old hybrid with a big fam. sexy as fuck

"klaus rail me please!" "okay luv"

by haha beans May 14, 2021

klaus

a stupid closeted jester, someone being called 'klaus' defines them to be insane, deprived and probably lives in a made up world they have to live in

youre such a klaus man

by dumbfucklol August 15, 2021

Klaus in the Woods

When you take a girl for jalapeño cheddar smokie lunch and then afterwards fuck her in the ass so you can dig through the shit on your dick to find hot peppers like trying to find mushrooms in the forest.

Newbs keeps trying to feed me his famous spicy jam but I don’t trust it because I’ve heard he loves a Klaus in the Woods.

by TheFamilyCabin November 8, 2025

Klaus

Klaus means: Victory of the people. Origin: German.

Hello Klaus, Nice to meet you.

by Pjotr777 November 23, 2021

Klaus

A Klaus is a middle european person, he normally wears glasses is bald headed and extremly smart he can solve really complicated problems in a few seconds if you ever have the luck to meet a Klaus don't let him go, he could be the solution to all of our problems.

A:"Who's that over there?"
B:"That's a Klaus!"

by Cyka137 November 25, 2021

Klaus

A Klaus is a middle european person that wears normally glasses he's bald but also extremy smart. If you ever find one don't let him go because he could be the solution to all of our problems.

A:"Who's that ?"
B:"Who?"
A:"The smart looking person over there."
B:" Ahh he is a Klaus, he's extremly smart.",

by Cyka137 November 25, 2021