What the ancients used to call a "book". A primitive version of the amazon kindle made out of thin leaf-like material and bound together. It only had memory for one story at a time. It is now a pointless antique.
Dave: "what's this dusty old paper thing?"
Mary: "I think that's the kindle model 1"
Dave: "Does it have 3g?"
Mary: "No"
Mary: "I think that's the kindle model 1"
Dave: "Does it have 3g?"
Mary: "No"
by jokerpants May 17, 2011
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Noun; verb
A manipulative misrepresentation of what another person has said; to "twist their words" for dramatic effect. This is often done purposely to make another person look bad or to get others to feel sorry for them. Sometimes, however, the person kinkling is just incapable of comprehending conversations the way they happened. The kinkle is perfected with dramatic body movements such as flailing arms.
Noun; verb
A manipulative misrepresentation of what another person has said; to "twist their words" for dramatic effect. This is often done purposely to make another person look bad or to get others to feel sorry for them. Sometimes, however, the person kinkling is just incapable of comprehending conversations the way they happened. The kinkle is perfected with dramatic body movements such as flailing arms.
"My mom kinkled me when repeating our conversation to my brother"
"She kinkled me to Bob and made him livid with me, even though that's not what I said".
"He kinkles really badly so watch what you say and/or believe".
"I've been kinkled! That's not what I said!"
"She kinkled me to Bob and made him livid with me, even though that's not what I said".
"He kinkles really badly so watch what you say and/or believe".
"I've been kinkled! That's not what I said!"
by lioness_92 November 9, 2012
Get the Kinkle mug.Kinley: Kinley is a person who loves sports. She especially loves hockey boys so she is a puck slut. She has a soft heart for a lad named Joel Edmundson. Hockey boys make her heart pound faster than the boy that loves her (Jack Miller). Poor jack :(
Kinley you puck slut!
by koolkid696969 May 19, 2019
Get the Kinley mug.Any man who loves tweed jackets, elbow patches, stroking his beard and reading a good book. This same man must also passionately hate the eagles.
"Man he's such a kinsler"
"What do you mean?"
"Can't you see? That man clearly loves all things tweed and hates all things eagle!"
"What do you mean?"
"Can't you see? That man clearly loves all things tweed and hates all things eagle!"
by SwagBoyMase June 3, 2015
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Get the Kindle mug.The King of all Dingleberries. The most epic, heavy, uncomfortable dingleberry you can ever encounter.
Dude 1: "Man you alright? You were in the the shitter for a couple hours. . ."
Dude 2: "Yeah, I was wrestling with a monster kingleberry. You got any hedge clippers?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I was wrestling with a monster kingleberry. You got any hedge clippers?"
by Chet Stonebreaker March 5, 2009
Get the Kingleberry mug.those soft double-clicks heard only in quiet environments like doctor's offices, libraries, and in bed at night as the sound of somebody turning the page of a book on their Amazon Kindle or other eReader.
I thought my wife was way more into her novel, in bed last night, since her kindleclicks were way faster than me, reading the latest Christopher Moore -- until I saw she had the print size dialed up so she wouldn't have to wear her glasses.
by k3for January 19, 2010
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