Killingest

1. The highest state of being Kick Ass.

2. Optimal Pwnage, so hard that it makes n00bs vomit blood.

3. Very sharp and witty comeback, so kick ass it is the highest state of what kills one other person with words?? GET IT??

1. That Paintball gun is the most killingest shit I ever seen.

2. Dang, that was extreamly killingest teamwork.

3. "Your mom is a fat whore"..."that was most killingest shit ever bro!"

by Brian the most killingest December 8, 2006

Killing Dargons

Female Masturbation

I walked in on my mom killing dargons last night.

by SamAxe July 3, 2011

Kiefering

To say you'll be somewhere but at the last minute you bitch out and make an excuse not to be there.

Calvin was Kiefering last night but we called him out on his bullshit.

by TheRealBLee May 19, 2017

snape-killing

Killing someone (usually in a book or movie) to deceive your dark overlord that you are they're ultimate agent.

damn he just keeps snape-killing everyone

by joey is a hoey May 5, 2016

Snape-killing

Decieving the enemy by killing ones ally.

Do you remember the time Jon Snow 'Snape-killing' Qhorin Half-Hand?

by Lupius May 11, 2016

Killing Midgets

To masturbate.
To spank the sausage.
To poke the florescent monkey.

"I totally saw Bo killin' midgets the other day. It was horriable."

"How do YOU kill midgets, Ven?"

by weMUSTuseNukes August 9, 2004

Killing two birds with one stone

Getting two things done with one action. Not the same as multitasking.

"I decided to get sponsers for my fundraiser && deliver newspapers at the same time"
"Cool. Yu were killing two birds with one stone."

by piiglett. June 15, 2009