kellogging

The act of taking an epic yet blissful dump, which is composed of roughly 99% fibre as a result of gorging on special k.

kellogging... the solution to constipation and runny early morning post-coffee shits

by CAVECORE December 15, 2009

kealous

When someone is jealous over something.
It is just really just jealous with a k.

Ohmygod, Katie is so kealous over me going to The Maine's concert or my grilled cheese.

by iamsnoopdogg July 19, 2010

Keyboard Courage

When another person becomes raged while on the computer and attempts to fight with words over the internet.

Man that dude seems really tough" "No its all just keyboard courage

by Big_Jon_From_Tomball June 22, 2011

Keyboard Gangster

A person who will talk shit to you online, but not to your face. Keyboard Gangsters are weak people, normally the one being bullied or targetted by the class.
Keyboard Gangsters mostly talk about the person's mother, mostly saying that he is doing her or she is with more than one man.
Keyboard Gangsters mostly 'attack' on group chats. They are found all over the internet, mostly in WhatsApp, Facebook and Instagram.

This person is a real Keyboard Gangster, they will talk shit to you online but not to your face.

by IereBoy February 8, 2019

Kellon Ya3ne Kellon

A phrase used by the Lebanese protesters to indicate that ALL parties that played any role in the Lebanese government for the past 30 years are unwanted.

Although some political parties believe that they are not targeted by this movement and are joining the protesters, in reality they are only protesting against themselves.

Kel el zou3ama yalli bel solta sera2in, bass "hayda" ken mnih.

La2 ya habibe, Kellon Ya3ne Kellon.

by Kellon Ya3ne Kellon October 21, 2019

Keyboard Attorney

Random kids on the internet who think they're attorneys without knowing what the hell it is. They think they're lawyers, when in reality they don't know jack, and their moms just told the they're good at arguing and that they should become a lawyer.

Beyond Scared Straight Deputy: Hit me if you want to, girl!

Girl: *Hits deputy

"Lukezilla" from Youtube: "lEgaLLy iF sOmeONe gIvEs yOu pErmISsIon aS tHe OfFiceR dID iT is oKAy tO hIt tHe pERson gIRl dID nOthIng wRonG"

Me: Okay "Lukezilla". Smh, so many Keyboard Attorneys out here

Lukezilla's mom: "Lukey stop being a Keyboard Attorney and go to bed"

Lukezilla: Shut up bitch I'll kill you!

by Killmonger55485 May 24, 2020

Custom Keyboard

The thing you buy when you have absolutely no other way to spend your money

- I just made a custom keyboard!
- why

by DzpanTV June 26, 2021