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Kitten Smuggling

When a woman is wearing a bikini or other revealing piece of clothing and her pubic hair is clearly visible and poofing out like a small furry creature might be rearing their head out for all the world to see.
Kitten Smuggling:

"DUDE!, BRO, look at that chick she be smuggling a kitten in them draws.. maybe a whole litter of 'em by the looks of it"

"Excuse me fine gentleman, I would request that you take a gander at that young woman over yonder; for she appears to be concealing a young animal of feline ancestry in her undergarments- to be quite frank, it seems to me that she is smuggling a muthafukkin kitten in her muthafukkin pussy(Two Pussies)."
by J-Barb Zero-Carbs December 21, 2008
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Kitten

A pet same given to a boyfriend/girlfriend/fiancé etc if they appear innocent and shy
by cal_pal25 May 15, 2016
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Killing a Kitten

every time you masturbate God kills a kitten
by Navarone March 22, 2004
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katzenklo

The most holy word to bless this green earth. It can be used in any situation to outsmart your opponents
Person 1: "Where should we eat tonight?"
Person 2: "katzenklo"

Person1: "Where's your homework??"
Person 2: "katzenklo"

Person 1: "Honey it's all a bit too much right now, I think we should break up"
Person2: "katzenklo"
by katzenklo October 17, 2021
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Sugar kitten

A woman that's younger than you, is attractive, makes more money than you and you're lucky enough to date/ marry.
I'm a stay-at-home dad now that I got myself a sugar kitten.
by ECO-AF July 27, 2018
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kittenfishing

Making yourself seem way different than you actually are on online dating websites. Examples would be using photos from a long time ago, exaggerating your skills, talents, hobbies, etc.
The girl's profile picture was from like 10 years ago. Trust me...she doesn't look anything like that these days. Do these people realize how wrong and dishonest this type of kittenfishing is? What a waste of my time.
by PaulyWalnutsNY July 3, 2017
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Caramel Kitten

a big booty yellow bone bitch, who entertains groceries, and animals by shaking her ass in public singing her theme song and making orgasm faces.
Guy 1: Hey bro, I was at walmart yesterday and I seen caramel kitten!

Guy 2: Forreal? was she twerking by the apples?
by killajoker June 11, 2013
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