kiwi

a fruit wich's name is both plural and singular.

i had a few kiwi for a snack

by im 1 hot boy December 02, 2009

Kiwi

Kiwi, noun, a lass who appears attractive to scottish men. based on the kiwi bird originated in New Zealand
A tidy bird

Tim: Mate I got with a kiwi last night
Tom: Yaldy!

by BeckBoy22 March 26, 2010

Kiwi

a large kiwi-fruit-bird, known to mis-spell words.

a cow sais m00(mis-spelling of "moo"), or you're st00pid(again, with "stupid")

by Manic October 11, 2003

Kiwi

Kiwi, also known as "kiwi mentality"
A movement of positive energy that is sweet and makes you very cool

Are you with Kiwi?
Yeah, I am really focusing on my kiwi right now.

Kiwi is a great idea and gives true meaning to my life.

by kiwigang4life March 21, 2018

Kiwi

The act of one having a small penis.

Yooo, William has a kiwi?!

by DarkWingAndNightHawk March 12, 2011

kiwi

Team Kiwi, people who do stupid things

Jumping out of a tree onto a soiled mattress

by NK April 15, 2003

kiwi

a small, hairy squaking fruit

drew is a kiwi, josh's mom is a kiwi

by mike hunt September 29, 2003