National Kiss a Hockey Boy Day

On December 18 you can legally kiss a hockey boy without any trouble

guy 1: yo what’s the date

guy 2: it’s december 18
guy 1: oh shit it’s national kiss a hockey boy day i got to go find one

by juulsdd October 25, 2019

The Witch's Kiss

When your dick touches the inside of the toilet.

In my haste, I sat down too quickly and before I could move my dick away, it was greeted with the witch's kiss.

by Inmyglassprison May 13, 2015

Rosebud kiss

2 people with prolapsed assholes touch together for a kiss.

Dude I heard Stacy and Gwen totally did a rosebud kiss.

by 2ub0 July 31, 2015

Chef’s kiss

When something is fucking amazing. When said; usually accompanied by your hand to your mouth in the chef kissing motion 👨🏻 🍳💋

Person 1: Hey I paid the bouncer to let us skip the line

Person 2: chef’s kiss baby

by WillowGBaby May 20, 2020

kiss my shoes

Something you tell a person when you want to show your dominance over them. Most popularly known for its use in the movie "The Fast and the Furious", where Johnny Tran (portrayed by Rick Yune) forces Ted, the guy with the engines, to tell him where there are.

Can easily be used as a response to anyone who asks you for a favor, or to make them feel like an insignificant human being. Or more simply, to get those Spoon engines for your Honda S2000 to make it a ten second car.

Hey Ted, kiss my shoes?

by RRCsteve December 10, 2010

an Australian kiss

Not a blowjob. Not at all. It's like a French kiss, but "down under." The entire point of the word is that it's a euphemism for cunnilingus, not fellatio.

Did you see that they used "Australian kiss" as a word during the "Cunning Linguistics" game on On The Spot?

No I didn't. I DID, however, see that they used "an Australian kiss." It sucks that some idiot submitted THE WRONG DEFINITION under a slightly different name, seeing as how the name of the game is a pun on the word "cunnilingus."

by TheHundredthBooker December 17, 2016

Kiss My Grits

A nicer way of saying, Kiss My A_s, used in the southern USA. Grits are food and something we eat, not between our toes like one person said. Gritty dirt is between your toes, but not grits. People in the south say "Kiss My Grits" jokingly, not in a mean spirit. And lastly, "Kiss My Grits" is not meant to be anything related to a racial saying. It's just a silly fun southern saying.

Well, you can just "Kiss My Grits!"

by topaz49 June 23, 2013