There are seven circumstances that all people must meet to become a "Kion". These include:
1.) Being the sexiest man ever alive
2.) Having a Godlike Noik (Kion Backwards)
3.) Being able to speak a diction elevated to the heavens
4.) Kick ass at TF2 or Dota (Or both)
5.) Ladies-man (OOOOOH YEAAAAAH)
6.) Being able to curl at least ten plates on each side
7.) MIDDLE-EASTERN, BITCH!
1.) Being the sexiest man ever alive
2.) Having a Godlike Noik (Kion Backwards)
3.) Being able to speak a diction elevated to the heavens
4.) Kick ass at TF2 or Dota (Or both)
5.) Ladies-man (OOOOOH YEAAAAAH)
6.) Being able to curl at least ten plates on each side
7.) MIDDLE-EASTERN, BITCH!
Man that guy meets all of the circumstances.... Hes a motherfucking Kion!
Look at that Noik, he's a Kion alright!
Look at that Noik, he's a Kion alright!
by IdkMaybeLikeMe October 23, 2011
Get the kion mug.1. To own someone in great proportions usually involving the mass selling of realestate.
2. To take it up the ass from Kion
3. To kick rome so hard in the face they go crying for a private simulator.
2. To take it up the ass from Kion
3. To kick rome so hard in the face they go crying for a private simulator.
9.1 SL Drama: New Rome (A SecondLife military on the teen grid) had its land in a sim known as Rowling, sold to a sex monster known as Spark Roux. Kion continues to rock crotches.
New Rome continues to suck.
"Silent Snickerdoodle: Rome got Kiowned!! o.o;;"
New Rome continues to suck.
"Silent Snickerdoodle: Rome got Kiowned!! o.o;;"
by Kion December 22, 2007
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