Kingston Armstrong

a gay little jew boy with a black bowl cut, he has the biggest jewish nose ever seen and weighs 60 pounds. nobody likes him and most people call him a jew or pedophile because he once said waka waka and grabs a girls tits. people love to lock him out of his school building (where he go school.) he is an only child and his mother has a mohawk and thats yucky.

every human being on earth: "Kingston Armstrong is very yucky!"

by yuckyBajiggy52 May 11, 2023

Kingston legs

Extremely short legs usually 3 ft and usually carried by a 14 Yr old who lives in Kamloops British Columbia.

Kingston legs is so short

by Lelan2009 September 10, 2023

Kingston Mudslide

Customary Canadian sex act that involves eating an entire bottle of thousand island dressing off/out of a stranger’s anus.

Often accompanied with a Malaysian Jam Tango.

Hoser McMapledick: So you gave that gay Indian hipster a Kingston Mudslide, eh?

Justin Trudeau: Yes! My omnisexual midget manservant gave me a Spicy Tuesday the entire time. I came buckets!
Hoser McMapledick: Typical Thursday.

by Raul Pudd October 28, 2023

Kingston, Ontario

It's a bike town.

Kingston, Ontario is a bike town. People are always riding bikes.

by Harold14 December 14, 2010

Kingston bruises

The bruises you get on your shoulder-blades from a rough day of go-karting, named after Kingston Park Raceway.

Dude...I cant even lie on my back, my kingston bruises are killing me

by lachiet September 8, 2005

Kingston High school

The most retarded school in Michigan and they had 7 bomb threats in one year and still considered a "good school"

Wow Kingston high school had 7 bomb threats

by Kennyg41 February 23, 2017

Kingston Cabbage

Marijuana.

Wanna go behind the principal's office to smoke some Kingston Cabbage?

by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009