I was out with my bitchy girlfriend when she delivered a "minor ass kicking" when she found out I was cheating because my friends snitched, but I'm still fine!
by WallOGainz April 23, 2017

Her head game was on point, but when she started rubbing my balls,I could only concentrate on the ass kicking ball massage
by Captain haha August 12, 2021

A term used to discribe something so awesome the only way it could be better is if it was between two slices of bread. Useally seen in nasty killcams.
by LZR1316 March 14, 2011

Sam is known to have the biggest weiner.
Everyone loves him sometimes but as you can tell sam is the man.
Remember that!!!
Everyone loves him sometimes but as you can tell sam is the man.
Remember that!!!
by DUSTIN I AM September 27, 2021

kick you ass means you are going to kick someones ass for being right because you're mad that you're wrong!!! kick you ass is the best saying to use with anything ❤️
amy: *says something that is right*
angus: i am going to kick you ass *says that because hes mad that amy is right*
angus: i am going to kick you ass *says that because hes mad that amy is right*
by amywillkickyouass May 24, 2021

When little Timmy picked a fight with a bar full of marines, they took turns in a systematic boustrophedonic ass kicking. Little Timmy... 1982 - 2010
by CharlieSaxon July 1, 2010
