A boring, bland and monotonous suburb of southwest Miami, notorious for awful traffic, street racing and cookie cutter homes. Kendall is populated by chongas and chongos with pea-sized brains who drive Honda Civics to and from their gated communities, continually referring to one another as "bro".
A kendall is a penis which is larger than the eiffel tower. This has only occured once in history, but is expected to happen again in the next 10 - 20 years. The one person with a 'kendall' is located in cambridge new zealand.
A boy who thinks that he is "the shit" and thinks he has the "best swag ever". Want's to be respected, can't get shit from girls. wishes he was the best at everything but he is a fail at everything and anything. Way too self involved, and probably spends up to 2 hours everday looking in the mirror telling himself how awesome he is.