Start off with anal using her spit as lubricant, during the receiver must defecate on the hard penis of the giver. After the giver finishes inside then anus of the receiver he must continue to thrust therefore mixing the fresh semen and feces into a thick paste. After a thorough mixing he removes his penis from the thoroughly used anus and the receiver goes to get a hairdryer to heat the paste mixture on the penis of the giver until it dries into a flaky crust. Once the crust is finished drying the receiver now must clean the crusty penis using nothing but her mouth and continue with fellatio until she receives a fresh load of semen which she uses as a makeshift mouthwash to remove any crust particles from her teeth.
Hey man on your wedding night I think your bride would absolutely love if you gave her a krusty kam as a honeymoon present.
by Little Rooster January 10, 2026
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Get the Kam mug.Lowkey an asshole but you're still friends with him because they're funny af and also everyone needs a mean friend(tm). The kind of person to send spam you about their weekly crush. He is obsessed with minecraft and he brags about how good he is, except you cant be pissed because he carries the bedwars team. He is shit at comforting people, like literally they have no clue what the hell to say to people when they are sad. They're cool though, always the first to text and understanding about problems even though they're shit at knowing what to say. Also despite being about 5 foot tall he makes threats to everyone, and kinda scares everyone. Ya know, the angry short friend. He is homicidal and will probably set a house on fire after a minor inconvenience, but you know that's just kam.
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Get the kam mug.When a friend in your group VC falls asleep mid sentence and continues in the group VC as a sleeping participant whose only contribution is snoring or the occasional non-sensicle gibberish about the object of their affection.
Moose: I am so tired.
Kat: Me too.
Moose: I hope I dont become kam-tired later while i’m voice calling my girlfriends.
Kat: That would be so embarassing!
Kat: Me too.
Moose: I hope I dont become kam-tired later while i’m voice calling my girlfriends.
Kat: That would be so embarassing!
by Vixenmom June 9, 2024
Get the Kam-tired mug.kam is a cute ass girl. she’s brownskin, with glowy skin, and the perfect lips. her outfits is top tier and if I’m kiab witchu nobody can gaurd her, and she loyal ash. tbh she’s a 1 in a million type girl. y’all needa get y’all one.
“yo look at Kam”
“who is she”
“the brownskin. she cute ash, loyal, and can dress. wish I had her man, ts rare”
“who is she”
“the brownskin. she cute ash, loyal, and can dress. wish I had her man, ts rare”
by wydot777 August 28, 2022
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