juno

One of the most over-rated movies of 2007
Dont get me worng this movie was cute but thats all it was cute
defintly not oscar worthy

Jessica-OMG have you seen Juno!!!!
Morgan-yeah.
Jessica- isnt it the most awesomest movie ever
morgan-no

by morgan la March 16, 2008

juno suttin lyte

Adj- an ignorant phrase used to describe something that is normally a big deal or issue but, in complete sarcasm and/or obnoxious clownery, can be classifed as small problem or something you should not be worried about at all. Often times, it is said in situations where a normal human being would be extremely concerned or impressed (depends on the context used), but in the true meaning of the phrase it is solely targeted to be used by ignorant and brainless college students. Usually stated as its abbreviation, JSL.

Antonym: juno suttin heavii

CM: Yo what happened with you last night?
Monahan: Didn't pay for a single drink at the bar, bummed 3 lips and 2 bones no problem, and ended up catchin gums and having a threesome with two smokeshows who, without a doubt, have genital warts..juno suttin lyte
CM: Shmmieeehhhhhhh

by SeeMeanie02 March 27, 2011

Uno De Juno

A holiday in which you goto Chipotle on June 1st, play uno, and eat guacamole & chips.

Person 1: Dude, are you ready for Uno De Juno tomorrow?
Person 2: Yea man!! I made my shirt yesterday and everything!

by Payback451 June 3, 2006

JUNOS

derived from the latin language: Relating to one with a big nose, like a jew. Pronounce it slow.

get it?

good.

Kelsey: Jon, i'm gona call you Junos.
*Laughter*
Jon: Why? i don' t get it.

Kelsey: Say it slow...

Jon: ohh.... thats not nice

by Kel-c hyuut January 6, 2009

junon

Ruler of the Tristan Empire in the sega saturn game Dragon Force.
What first appears as a badass black-knight harpy king turns out to be a kickass babe that has hawt lezzy harpy orgies. Probably.

Also some guy that mezzes a lot, cause thats how he rolls.

Junon rolls with harpies and mezzes fools.

by mogrin December 11, 2008

Juno

Juno was an award winning movie where Ellen Page gets knocked up by her best friend, being played by Micheal Cera, and her relationship with the adoptive parents. (I don't feel like giving a plot summary) I think it was pretty funny in regards to dialog; Juno's character was quirky and brash. The characters were unique and got a laugh out of the audience. I do believe, however, that the movie tried too hard to be both "indie" and "cooler than indie because indie is getting mainstream and old". i think if diablo cody didn't make everyone seem like they tried so hard, just let the actors carry out their characters more naturally, it would have been better and more people would have liked it, instead of bashing it's oxymoronic mainstream-indie-ness. the actors did a helluva job, though, i love ellen page for her role. i could really relate to the juno character because we have the same taste in music (even though everyone started listening to cat power and moldy peaches and that one kim somethingoranother chick, ruining some of that for me, but whatever) and enjoy being around similar people and are both pretty outspoken. so i guess if you like that, you may like juno.

fauxindiekid: gadzuks! i loved juno it was bomb! like, so indie!
someone who actually likes underground stuff and is tired of loser wannabe "indie" kids": shut up. just shut up. it was ok.
fauxidiekid: omg youre retarded. im going to go listen to moldy peaches adn think of what im going to wear tomarrow so everyone knows just how not mainstream i am!
second kid stabs the loser.

by sohungryicouldeat5babies February 18, 2010

Juno

one who listens to post-punk acoustic music (i.e cat power, the moldy peaches, Kimya Dawson, ect.) and dresses like a dude, whether they be a boy or a girl.

That chicks weird, shes all juno and shit.

by Dylan Ison, Larry Lunsford, and Ryan Heimlich March 17, 2008