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judge's gavel

Immediately following a very loud orgasm missionary style, pull out and smack your member a few times on her vagina shouting "order in the court!". Works best with moaners and screamers.
My girl came so hard last night, I had to pull out my judge's gavel.
by Bonnie situation February 12, 2009
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judge jules

Judge Jules is a British dance music DJ. Born on October 26, 1965 as Julius O'Riordan.

Judge Jules plays weekly on Radio 1, every Saturday night between 7-9PM.

During the summer season, Judge Jules plays his weekly event called "Judgement Sunday" at the club Eden in Ibiza every Sunday. This is claimed to be San Antonio's busiest night.
Judge Jules, building your appetite for a Saturday night.
by RichM October 4, 2006
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Judge Judy

A hilarious show on CBS. Basically, there's this nasty, old, bitchy women, like the perfect stereotype librarian, called "Judge Judy." She's actually a judge for real court cases, but very minor ones. Idiots who have never heard of the show will be delighted of the idea of being on television, and will not realize that they are about to be humiliated. Such cases include: "She broke my ipod!" "He borrowed my car when he wasn't supposed to!" "He's stalking me!" Often people are just really, really stupid...and fat. Judge Judy will tell them to shut up, the crowd will laugh at them, amongst other things. It's a great show.
Person A: Dude, do you watch Judge Judy?

Person B: WTF is that shit. Fag.

Person A: No, it's fuckin' hilarious, funnier than South Park.
by MrSaturn33 June 21, 2010
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judge dredd

A character from a futuristic sci-fi movie with an extremely large jaw. Also known as Dredd.
Judge Dredd: "I am the LAaaaaw!!!!!!!11111oneone"
by Spiel Brickner September 26, 2005
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Judge-hole

Any individual who consistently buzzkills your stories or ideas with his or her judgment, thereby neutering your curiosity and creative spirit.
Employee 1: I told my boss a new idea yesterday and all he gave me were ten reasons why it will never work.

Employee 2: He can be such a judge-hole!

Employee 3: Yeah, yesterday he judge-holed me in front of everyone.
by Link-adopolis October 13, 2011
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Judge Fudge

Pretty self explanatory - a person that can get away with anything because they're being so delicious...(aka SWASP team aka Weave aka Vicki aka Cinnamon)
People call me Judge Fudge because I'm so delicious
by pakmanrai November 2, 2007
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Judge Me

Stupid Hecktik girls who have engaged in slutty activites, and continually ask normal people to no "Judge them" or "accept them"
She screwed 10 people at her birthday party, she said don't judge me though.
by chachachacha October 30, 2008
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