Isaiah Jones

Swavey Ass Nigga,With More Swag Than You Will ever Know

Swag,Swaggy,Swagger,Swaggerific,Im So Fresh You can Suck My Muthafuckin Nuts,Isaiah Jones

by OceanGang Ride The Wave August 11, 2012

Noah Jones

A republican representative from Wisconsin's 2nd district. Also known as the coolest man alive.

Cool person 1: Did you hear that representative Noah Jones attempted to pass a bill removing Wyoming from all future maps?

Cool person 2: Yeah! but the absolute RINO of a speaker Mr. Lukowsky. didn't even let it onto the house floor.

by History is cool May 17, 2021

Wisp Jone

Complete inebriation while having great times with great people. It is customary to capture these great times with a snapchat story of a photo of said great people the caption, "wisp jone".

"Did you see Adam's wisp jone snapchat?"
"Yea, that party looked lit af."

by Ya boy lucky October 19, 2015

Indiana jones

The greatest hero of all time. Has a fedora hat, a bull whip, a pistol, a leather jacket and a satchel containing important stuff. Was an archeologist in the 30s and 40s. He continually defied the entire nazi army.

Indiana Jones is sexy

by Dr Ian April 10, 2003

Jonathon Jones

A VERY tall person who has a very deep voice and is sexually aroused by almost everything

tracer: you see that guy over there he is a 'jonathon jones'

by TheUNWANTEDtwig December 05, 2018

Spokker Jones

1.Writer for SomethingAwful
2.Term one can use for things of utter horsecock, to sound 'hip', 'fresh', and 'wit' 'it'.

Lawyer: "Your honor, the defense is full of Spokker Jones!"
Judge: "OVERRULED, HIPPY!!!"

by Ein September 26, 2004

Jones Move

noun.
An action that is so epic and clutch it deserves comparison to Indiana Jones. Just as Dr. Jones would come up with the perfect solution to a problem, so would the person who pulled off the Jones Move. Often seen in sports or in a dating setting, the Jones Move is an achievement and an honor.

Luke:You see that? Lakers down four, Kobe gets an And1 three over shaq. Goes into OT.
Erik: Jones Move.

Ryan: Dude, pulled Jessie's digits.
Matt: Her boyfriend didn't see you?
Ryan: Got out just before he arrived.
Matt: Jones Move.

by Knowsense. December 08, 2008