Jonah

sucks a lot of penis

Jonah "hi"
Pete "go suck dick"
Jonah "Im already"

by YEtte November 11, 2019

Jonah

He’s one actah

Jonah boy is one actah

by M1120 September 19, 2018

Jonah

Proof that Jesus approves of vore.

Person 1: Wow! I sure love reading the bible!I
Person 2: Especially Jonah, my favorite story.

by SwagnessintheBagness November 28, 2019

Jonah

Dances around naked at 3am doing a satanic ritual with a horse fucking a dong in the back room. Also has a sexual attraction to twitch streamers. As he fucks a horse in the back room he notices his favorite twitch streamer is on, hyphin, and goes to the other room to jerk off constantly!

Jonah fuck your mom at 3am during his satanic ritual.

by Dad, is that you? March 19, 2019

a jonah

When you call someone a Jonah, it means that they are an unlucky person

Poor him, he’s like a Jonah

by Jktheaceman April 11, 2020

Jonah

a kid who's ugly and nobody likes him because of that.

Ya, that kid is probably a Jonah.

by rachelz March 28, 2018

Jonah

A Jonah is a nutcase of a person with a dirty mind and a crazy personality. He’ll say the most random shit and will always make you smile. Jonahs will keep you up all night and always be free for a midnight convo, that will leave you in hysterics. He has lots of friends but a smaller friendship group that adore him and will do the weirdest thing ever with him. If you have a Jonah you are very lucky

Friend: I’m so tired I was on my phone TIL 3am last night

Other friend: With who?
Friend: Guess.

Other friend: Jonah

by 1234 England April 11, 2020