Johnston

A penis

My Johnston is so extended right now.

by Creatordusty June 05, 2023

Johnston

Very odd way to spell simp, has no cock

Bro I didn’t know you were a Johnston too, let’s give each other rum jobs

by Dylan Johnston April 06, 2020

Johnston

A cute funny guy with a sense of humour. He can be a nerd sometimes but always there to charm you. Hope you don't get jealous. You're very lucky if you're friends with him or maybe girlfriend because he will always make you happy. Go and get a johnston you guys.

johnston, hi!

by June 01, 2023

Johnston

Born near the end of the 20th century, Johnston is considered by many to be the best dong drawer west of the Mississippi.

Johnston spent endless hours finishing his masterpiece, a large dong on a whiteboard.

by fu1ure January 06, 2020

st johnston

anyone who is a St Johnston deserves to be treated with respect because they are royalty - if you ever get the change to meet them, kiss their feet

Dude! no wonder she isnt replying your texts, shes a st johnston

by davidredbone July 17, 2017

Val Johnston

A famous women known for her kinky actions throughout Ireland. Able to pull things such as plastic lightsabers and 20 inch dildos out of her vagina and rectum.

Did you she Val Johnstons show the other day?
Yeah she pulled a whole dildo out of herself!

by Pssyeatersigmadaddy96 May 15, 2025

Ryan Johnstone

The term for a bisexual who sucks baws for a living. Ryan Johnstones can also talk one lot of shit.

Scott - “watch out here comes ryan johnstone fs”
Kieren -“naw man”
Ryan -“suck ma baws”

by Lil Bronx December 16, 2021