someone who freely gives blowjobs to their man to help increase the peace of their home and ultimately the world at large. utilizing mastery of speed and skill and often striking by suprise, the blowjob ninja may strike early in the morning, late at night, or in a parking garage if the mood is right.
by steve-q December 22, 2012
After Jim took her to a nice dinner and the movie, Kerry gave him a courtesy blowjob and a peck on the cheek before he dropped her back at home.
Being on the rag, the best I could do was give him a courtesy blow job for his troubles.
Being on the rag, the best I could do was give him a courtesy blow job for his troubles.
by Kate Charlton August 01, 2008
See DBJ
Generally, this is when two girls lick and suck 1 cock in both their mouths at the same time.
Generally, this is when two girls lick and suck 1 cock in both their mouths at the same time.
When both Melissa and Sandra gave me a Double Blow Job,I blasted both their faces with a huge, sticky load of white, hot jizz and watched as they Snowball my load in both their mouths!
by E-Dog June 08, 2004
A very messy bun that a girl can get her hair in in about 3 seconds. Usually not very sturdy and sitting high on the head.
named for the usefulness of such a bun, but can be used to describe the look regardless of reason for it.
shortened to bj bun
named for the usefulness of such a bun, but can be used to describe the look regardless of reason for it.
shortened to bj bun
- that girl's hair-do looks like it took her less than a second to put up!
- looks like a blow job bun to me!
- looks like a blow job bun to me!
by 30834207 May 26, 2011
1. Family memeber sucks you dry
2. You cum into a bottle
3. You send the bottle of cum to all the libtards up north.
2. You cum into a bottle
3. You send the bottle of cum to all the libtards up north.
Christina: Hey Bella do you want to hang out?
Bella: Sorry I’m giving my brother and father an Alabama Blow Job
Bella: Sorry I’m giving my brother and father an Alabama Blow Job
by Bigcockypoppy69 April 14, 2019
When girls lick, suck, and blow on a guy's dick and usually swallows his cum after he ejaculates. Causes very much pleasure to the guy
trust me, I know!
trust me, I know!
Today was the best Blow jobJ/sex of my life. I was on the couch, when my wife walked in. She jumped on me and her big, luscious lips sucked my face as she unbuttoned my pants. Her cold, small hands crept down my boxers and squeezed my balls. My penis curved up and grew rock hard. She ripped off my boxers and started to slowly lick my shaft in swirly motions. She gently blew on my dick and then started to lick me with her warm, soft tongue harder and faster. Then she deep throated me and i was pleasured to the max...but i didnt want it to ever stop. She started to hum and moan.I began to cum, i just couldn't hold it in, and she didn't gag a bit. She pleasuringly swallowed it up. She released my dick and i ripped off her blouse and unclipped her bra and started feeling her up. yanked off her skirt and stuck my dick in her ass for some fun Then, I stuck my penis in her beauitful pink pussy with a bit of fuzz and hit her g-spot. She began to moan and scream "Ahhh more more more!"" She orgasmedand was so horny!. I released my dick and she yelped for more. I rubbed over her boobs in circles and then she pushed away my hands and smoothed her chilly, soft hands over my hard balls giving me the urge to cum again but I held it in for her sake. Finally, she stopped rubbing and we started to make out again. Her wet tongue swirled inside my hot mouth, her minty-strawberry breath making me feel like i was in freaking heaven again.
by justhadsexlonelyisland January 22, 2011
A blow job that is going normal until the person giving the blow job realizes that the person receiving it has herpes and feels the "mountainous" bumps.
Person 1 - "How's your day?"
Person 2 - "It was going well until I realized Jimmy had herpes while I was giving him a Mountainous Blow Job!"
Person 1 - "Oh no! That sucks!"
Person 2 - "It was going well until I realized Jimmy had herpes while I was giving him a Mountainous Blow Job!"
Person 1 - "Oh no! That sucks!"
by Zack N119 December 21, 2020