Joaquin phoenix 

Joaquin Phoenix is an american actor, But he is actually perfection walking
He is pretty as well, and he deserves the whole fcking world

Joaquin phoenix is god

Joaquin phoenix by Roshambo May 30, 2021

go Joaquin 

verb. To go to or attend a public function or event (e.g. class, school, church, work, a wedding or dance, appear on a talk show) high.

graveyard clerk: "Tuesday's a slow night, so I think I'll go Joaquin to work."

go Joaquin by joyler February 14, 2009

Joaquin Mariano 

filo beisbol boy. A genuinely nice guy that can easily make you laugh. Usually seen with zachary pillerva Any girl would be so lucky to have him in her life.

"Who's that hot guy in our science class?"
"omg that's joaquin mariano!"

Joaquin Mariano by boypncit December 12, 2019

Joaquin 

Joaquin is a dumb guy , that can't get any girls.

Your such a Joaquin

Joaquin by blu3panda55 November 27, 2016

Joaquin 

A man that pulls 0 bitches

Joaquin pulls no bitches

Joaquin by Bruhlord4567 November 30, 2021

Joaquin Phoenix 

1. v. When you shoot your nut in your girl/guy’s coffee instead of putting cruel, heartless, dairy.
2. n. The resultant beverage.

3. n. A Joaquin Phoenix is also someone who enjoys said beverage.

1. “I Joaquin Phoenixed Jess this morning.”
“Oh yeah. You said she was a hardcore vegan.”

2. “Ben and I are getting coffee. I think I’m gonna have a Joaquin Phoenix.”
“Lol omg you SLUT!”

3. “Dude, Jess always wants me to cum in her coffee. She says she likes it better than milk because it’s less cruel.”
“Yeah bro? She’s a Joaquin Phoenix?”

Joaquin Phoenix by Seanndog February 12, 2020

Joaquin 

He's that one guy who you just wanna fuckin curb stomp every time you see his horrendous face.

DO YOU WANT ME TO CURB STOMP YOU YOU ARE BEING A JOAQUIN

Joaquin by Jookin lupine March 22, 2017