jizz

The smile on my face and a stain on my pants.

Person 1: "Why's he so happy?"
Person 2: "Jizz."

by segment b January 20, 2011

jizz

What you did in your pants.

I jizzed in my pants.

by Loudly August 24, 2009

jizz

Something that happens when you orgasm but can also be used as a compliment or an adjective

First used this way by Ethan Rebholz of Kentucky

can be used in place of orgasmic, for example..

girl, you look jizz..

these waffles are jizz

by Matt Legit M9 July 23, 2009

jizzed

when a lad blurts on ya

he just jizzed on me

by charlotte stains May 13, 2005

jizz

Jizz is a nickname for some kind of mayo that girls like to eat.

Hey I can't eat my sandwich without a good jizz.

by Mee Goreng August 15, 2008

jizz in

to ejaculate into something.

jizz in...think up you're own damn example...

by Hey It's Death May 28, 2008

jizz

an intimate feeling when it goes kaboom and splats all over the place

I JIZZED ALL OVER YOUR MOM AND NOW SHES ALL STICKY!!!!

by oh jizz no! April 4, 2009