family jewels

Ohhhhhh my family jewels.
by none March 06, 2004
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Jewel Bag

My jewel bag is so smooth when it’s shorn.
by Eaton Holgoode January 09, 2019
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Natasha Jewell

Polite, kind, humble, empathetic, giving, funny, happy, advice giving, big picture broken down and analyzing, oddly different beautiful spiritual being that can not only laugh at themself but will make others do the same.

Many know but will never understand!
I want to be Natasha Jewell.
by SunshineDoll February 03, 2010
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jewel runner

A robber. Or a member of the amazing hip hop group Run The Jewels.
“I’m low on funds, so I’m going to take that chain from him. I’m a jewel runner.”
by maulie September 20, 2022
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Kendall the jeweler

The twink with a thing for his gem cutting machine from yonderland.

He only has a few lines and then gets killed off but those few scenes were enough to make us love him. He even got to be employee of the month.

His walk was described as being so "waking in high heels on a tight rope camp that it looks like he's dislocated both his hips"- Larry Rickard
Person 1: Why should I watch yonderland?
Person 2: you get to see Kendall the jeweler
Person 1: ok deal
Person 2: (little did they know, he doesn't even last a full episode hehe)
by Pigeonsgobrrrrr November 15, 2021
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August jewel

after the man ejaculates into the womans mouth as the woman is giving him a blow job, she spits the semen back up onto his bare chest and he vommits all over her
Julie was giving head to Brad and as Brad ejaculated into Julies's mouth she spat the semen onto his chest and he vommited all over her giving her an August Jewel.
by clarance robinson January 07, 2008
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