Fridge Jerky

What food becomes when you leave it in your fridge for too long and it dries out beyond recognition. Usually leftovers that you tell yourself you're going to eat another time but fail to put in tupperware. Still edible but really gross.

Dude, you've got all kinds of fridge jerky in here. Will you PLEASE through some of this out?

by Naevai July 13, 2011

jeep jerky

Getting jerked off in a Jeep Cherokee

Oh did you hear tony received a jeep jerky from Samantha?

by Roger McGonagle September 06, 2021

Perky Jerky

A boner. An erect penis aroused by sexual activities. Sometimes happen for no damn reason at the wrong time.

Oooo girl you just gave me a perky jerky;)
You gotta jerk your perky jerky jeremy.
Suck my perky jerky Sara Lynn.

by fuck her in the ear hole October 18, 2016

Hershey Jerky

The act of penile manual stimulation utilizing fecal matter as lubrication.

I saw some straight up raunchy Japanese porn where a dude got some Hershey Jerky from a tranny with traveler's diarrhea.

by VinH February 06, 2015

Pink Jerky

A term identifying elderly female genitalia.

1. "So how was your date last night? Wasn't she like 60?" "Yeah, I was chewing on that pink jerky all night long."

2. "I accidentally saw my grandmother's pink jerky yesterday." "Dude, I'm sorry."

by CheetoFingers96 June 03, 2013

carwreck jerky

A very spicy type of jerky. So hot that it feels like a car is smashing into your face.

Hey Bill, do you have any of that carwreck jerky left?

by Joe Shmo March 15, 2005

Bagging the jerky

A euphemism for putting a condom on.

Person 1: Yo dude, I'm bagging the jerky!

Person 2: Good shit man, you won't catch the herp.

by stardust117 August 18, 2018