jerky purse

A vagina.

She likes sausage in her jerky purse.

by JerkyPurse February 11, 2017

Turkey Jerky

When you fuck a thanksgiving turkey.

Mom: why is this turkey so salty?
Me: let’s just say I got a turkey jerky

by FamousJew December 3, 2021

Fridge Jerky

What food becomes when you leave it in your fridge for too long and it dries out beyond recognition. Usually leftovers that you tell yourself you're going to eat another time but fail to put in tupperware. Still edible but really gross.

Dude, you've got all kinds of fridge jerky in here. Will you PLEASE through some of this out?

by Naevai July 13, 2011

ho jerky

When engaging in the act of sexual intercourse, with the female on top, the man swivels his hips emphatically causing the woman (ho) to be jerked around violently.

That ho jerky last night gave me whiplash!

by paukira June 19, 2011

Pink Jerky

A term identifying elderly female genitalia.

1. "So how was your date last night? Wasn't she like 60?" "Yeah, I was chewing on that pink jerky all night long."

2. "I accidentally saw my grandmother's pink jerky yesterday." "Dude, I'm sorry."

by CheetoFingers96 June 3, 2013

Hershey Jerky

The act of penile manual stimulation utilizing fecal matter as lubrication.

I saw some straight up raunchy Japanese porn where a dude got some Hershey Jerky from a tranny with traveler's diarrhea.

by VinH February 5, 2015

jeep jerky

Getting jerked off in a Jeep Cherokee

Oh did you hear tony received a jeep jerky from Samantha?

by Roger McGonagle September 6, 2021