carwreck jerky

A very spicy type of jerky. So hot that it feels like a car is smashing into your face.

Hey Bill, do you have any of that carwreck jerky left?

by Joe Shmo May 13, 2005

Tooth jerky

Noun:

Remnants of food particles left behind in ones teeth after a meal that can be saved for later consumption.

She had a mondo piece of tooth jerky hanging out of her mouth after eating those hot wings.

by Floyd Rage September 14, 2011

jerky purse

A vagina.

She likes sausage in her jerky purse.

by JerkyPurse February 11, 2017

ho jerky

When engaging in the act of sexual intercourse, with the female on top, the man swivels his hips emphatically causing the woman (ho) to be jerked around violently.

That ho jerky last night gave me whiplash!

by paukira June 19, 2011

Bagging the jerky

A euphemism for putting a condom on.

Person 1: Yo dude, I'm bagging the jerky!

Person 2: Good shit man, you won't catch the herp.

by stardust117 August 17, 2018

Pink Jerky

A term identifying elderly female genitalia.

1. "So how was your date last night? Wasn't she like 60?" "Yeah, I was chewing on that pink jerky all night long."

2. "I accidentally saw my grandmother's pink jerky yesterday." "Dude, I'm sorry."

by CheetoFingers96 June 3, 2013

circle jerky

When dads get together and hangout by a fire and share beef jerky

Hey wanna have a circle jerky this weekend?

by Seyton July 13, 2023