jean-baptiste 

The most handsome and gentle French guy ever. jean-baptiste is hot, sexy, sweet & a great friend, you should all know one and have one in your life.

I love jean-baptiste, he's so perfect!

jean-baptiste by frenchycorgi September 23, 2020

Jean Kirstein 

A Jean Kirstein is seen as cocky, honest, and hot-headed. Some believe that he is a fine looking man. When he got frustrated, a Feckled Jesus use be there to calm him down. Nowadays he roams with his herd to fight Titans. It is hinted that he may resemble a horse. Many have created theories and fanart, but it has yet to be confirmed whether or not he is in fact, a horse.

Mikasa: Man, Jean Kirstein seems really confident today.
Armin: Yeah! He's so awesome and good looking! I wish I could be like him

Jean Kirstein by ErenJäger January 11, 2016

Jean Valjean

The most badass musical theatre/literature character possibly ever. Jean Valjean can kill you but, he won't. His kindness drives policemen to the point of suicide. He is like the Hulk but, still rocking a beard. He is made famous from the book/musical: Les Miserables. He adopts an illegitimate child, Cossette and takes her under his wing. Basically, the Chuck Norris of musical theatre with a voice to make the sun cry. Usually played by an actor with a tenor voice-type. Jean Valjean, also, after he was kept a prisoner for 19 freaking years for stealing BREAD, became a mayor. Called the most badass Redemption in The World. Also known as, Prisoner 24601.

"Who am I? I am Jean Valjean! Two-four-six-oh-one!"

"Jean Valjean is nothing now" - as Javert, the policeman, gets his ass whooped.

Jean Valjean by Prisoner 24688 July 31, 2011

jean kirchstein 

neigh neigh man

''Jean kirchstein you horse''
''neigh neigh''
man..

jean kirchstein by CHAR May 6, 2015

Jean joke 

A category of jokes that are really lame and not funny. A Jean joke is a joke you should not laugh to. This is especially present among newbies trying to make jokes.

Person A: Hey, why did the chicken cross the road?
Person B: why?
Person A: Because it was bored.
Person B: OMG, that was such a jean joke

Jean joke by kellllveeeriiinooo May 17, 2011

Jean Pierre Polnareff 

The epitome of French anime characters. Polnareff is a character from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. His stand is called Silver Chariot and his hair deserves to be the next French tourist attraction.

Friend 1: Name 1 French anime character. This is impossible.
Friend 2: JEAN PIERRE POLNAREFF.

Jean Pierre Polnareff by iainteverseen2prettybestfriend November 14, 2020

Jean Yeti 

Someone who wears jeans at an inappropriate time

Who wears jeans to a golf course. Mike is a total Jean Yeti.

Why did you wear Jeans to the office today, its not Casual Friday. You are a total Jean Yeti

Jean Yeti by JimmyHats February 5, 2009