java moment

When bedrock Minecraft players joke about something Java players want or don’t have

Javaplayer: the hive is closing down I didn’t play it anymore but it was my childhood

Bedrockplayer: I’ve waited a while to say this I’m sorry but Java moment
Javaplayer: welp that was expected

by Imsomeonethatsalwaysright April 16, 2021

oovo java

ive never been to oovo java

whats the hottest uber youve ever had . um ive never been to oovo java

by kvhzjv October 19, 2021

Java-Scripter

The person who writes your name and drink instructions on your cup at the coffee shop.

"I remember distinctly saying "a large iced skinny hazelnut latte," but the java-scripter totally left the 'skinny' part off the order."

by creth95 July 16, 2008

Java syndrome

Using a single programming language to solve every problem solely because it’s what an organization has always used, and no one will every be fired for using it.

Why are you using PHP to process your analytics?

Java Syndrome!

by tacoraj June 16, 2016

Java Jockey

your local barrista

Hit the coffee shop to support your local java jockey, fools!

by J. Matlock February 20, 2011

java sissy

Alternatively "java wuss"

n. Anyone (programmer) who is afraid to use pointers and/or dynamic memory allocation. Some one who goes out of their way to avoid these items.

"What? You're not going to use malloc()? Not even NEW?! You're such a java sissy."

by Dave E. August 17, 2004

Minecraft Java

the best version of minecraft, yet most people can't afford it.

Minecraft java is better than bedrock

by SIeepyB0i April 3, 2022