No jareds

A general term used to describe someone who blatantly lies when in an argument and demands proof that they performed a specific deed.

A: No, you are incorrect, I clearly saw you throw that at me.

B: Do you have any proof? No. Thank you.

A: No jareds!

by Steve Plasn April 5, 2009

Japseyetis

Having prolonged discomfort in your Japseye, most felt when peeing.

Aah that stings! I think I have Japseyetis...

by 12345678909876543215 July 23, 2010

jaredish

An adjective, meaning 'cold, distant, indifferent'. So named due to the attitude popular idol Jared Fogle displays when not on camera.
Can also mean sexually promiscuous.

Mark: My girlfriend's totes acting jaredish around me.
Shaquille: Slap that ho.

John: Can't believe how jaredish you're acting, Kate.
Kate: What I do with my body is my choice, Dad!

by Quarr November 29, 2010

JaReek

Multi-talented. Doesn't really care what people think and say about him. Speaks the truth &, is the type of guy that you'll love when you meet him.

I'm such a JaReek

by ThatCockyMf October 6, 2012

jaise

jaise is a very sexy guy and freaky. has a lot of humor and is a male he could hoe he wants

damn jaise is fine

by salad chicken November 15, 2018

Jared Monaco

The Maine's sick guitar player, that can learn basically any song you give him. Known as the band's personal ginger and describes himself as "red." Loves Sour Patch kids and makes peanut butter and Jelly Sandwiches with a spoon.

Did you see the red head on stage tonight?

Yeah that's the guitar player Jared Monaco!

by Shandeoconnor March 18, 2010

Jared Robison

A person that is truly the bomb diggity that deserves all the minidabs #yeet

Jared Robison is literally one of the most talented people I know.

by Kidney bones May 28, 2018