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Jacob Whitesides

He is one of the sweetest boys ever, he treats any girl like a queen. He gives the best hugs and smells very good. What a lucky girl that will get to marry this sweet boy.
"I met the sweetest boy today, his name was Jacob Whitesides."
by mrs. grier June 2, 2014
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Jacob told me to say it

A phrase that can be used to defer blame for telling a joke that is lame and/or unfunny. The blame is then shifted upon Jacob. The call must be said within 5 seconds much like the 3 second rule.
"Dude, that joke sucked!"
"Yeah, Jacob told me to say it."
by nigerius September 17, 2006
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Jacob Seed

1. a 47-year-old veteran of the U.S. Army, in which he served as a marksman as a part of the 82nd Airborne Division. He is responsible for maintaining the security of his family and training new soldiers for Eden's Gate.

2. Out of all the Seed brothers, he is Daddy.
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Jacobating

Prioritizing one's own cleverness over intellectual (or spiritual) growth and substance. Derived from the biblical figure of Jacob, who is portrayed as a trickster and reprobate in the earlier days of his life.
Instead of reading the assigned material, Robert employed the age-old practice of Jacobating in order to reach the minimum word count on his essay.
by prevailingwest July 26, 2021
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Jakob

Jakob is a sweet and kind person.He is hot and also he is there when you need him.You will never look at any other person like you do at Jakob.He might have blue eyes and short light brown hair.And he has one of kind personality.
Every girl wants a boy like Jakob.
by Lisa is here December 11, 2017
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jacob sartorious syndrome

When you are an older male, yet your voice is almost like puberty is deciding and you barely have eyebrows. Please take a moment of silence for those with JSS.
I think Brandon totally has Jacob Sartorious Syndrome. Just listen to him talk!
by ZREX May 31, 2016
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Jakobe

Has a huge dick like so big but he also is a very good athlete and lives for his family he loves and cares for many things
Jakobe is so cute
by Half’s July 12, 2019
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